Serious Monkey Business' Online Store offers
the highest grade Synthetic Urine Products at the lowest prices!
seen all the rest, now it's time to buy the best! The Monkey Dong is the highest quality
strap-on urinating device on the market - and it
won't break your budget either with a price lower
than any other of our competition! The Monkey
Dong uses a unique silent internal valve that controls
the flow of urine with a simple squeeze with one hand -
just like the real thing! Ready to use right right
out of the box, the Monkey Dong comes with heating pads,
over 3.5oz of the highest quality synthetic urine in the
industry, and an elastic belt that fits up to a 54" waist! The Monkey Dong
comes in six lifelike, natural colors that match any
skin tone! More Info...
We are proud to bring you
the newest synthetic urine substitution device on the
market - Monkey Whizz! This amazing package comes
ready to use right out of the box! Comes complete with
over 3˝ oz. of the highest quality synthetic toxin and
disease free urine available, attached to an adjustable
100% cotton elastic belt. (All medical grade) Also
included are two organic heat pads, an easy to read
temperature strip and detailed instructions. More Info...
The Monkey Flask's unique design, with a safety sealed flip-top cap,
contains 3.5oz of the highest quality synthetic
urine, that allows for easy concealment and
ensures proper heating for up to 8 hours! Also includes
one self-adhesive heat pad, easy to read temperature
strip and detailed instructions. More Info...
Monkey Urine dehydrated synthetic human urine reacts and feels like
real urine when used as directed. You cannot contract
any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine. This product is
stable for one year in the dry form. More Info...